How did you score this, Tim? I thought Zuffa hated you.

It's only because "Adoring Dear Leader" wasn't an option.

I'm having fun watching other people's preferences pop up on the site. It's interesting to see what the top concerns are from different areas.

I googled "wisconsin isp coverage." Glad I found it.

Okay, that makes sense.

Are you up north or close to Chicago?

Same in Wisconsin. There's Charter cable and AT&T DSL, both of which are expensive (although Charter can get up to 35Mbps) and both of whom throttled out the competition.

I'd have to update my computer in order to run it, so console for me.

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I just ordered this game off Amazon last week. I'm fucked, aren't I?

The cultural consensus which continues to dominate this nation is that greed only exists for Cadillac-driving welfare queens and fatcat union bosses.

We have some counter space but our perceptions differ on how full it is. To be fair, it's probably somewhere in the middle but I tend to get annoyed when things appear (to me) to be left out whereas she she's them as more accessible.

Mostly that she doesn't want things hanging down, she wants everything on the counter and accessible.

I've been trying to get my wife to agree to something like this for weeks but it's nope nope nope. This article may help. Will report back.

I want the last part of my obituary to be "... and boom goes the dynamite."

You just know that people are going to start doing this. It will be the new planking.

I wish he wasn't wearing camo pants so I could see his legs moving.

Or better yet:

"Remember: if you can't execute the groin strike on your knife-wielding attacker from far away be sure to get in closer."