I want the last part of my obituary to be "... and boom goes the dynamite."

You just know that people are going to start doing this. It will be the new planking.

I wish he wasn't wearing camo pants so I could see his legs moving.

Or better yet:

"Remember: if you can't execute the groin strike on your knife-wielding attacker from far away be sure to get in closer."

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Ha, just saw this one. I need to tighten up my game.

Could be worse. They could have written "GAP PENETRATION" on the wall instead.

Well, the whole game seemed to be collecting information so this doesn't surprise me. And the heck with AC: Multiplayer, it was really boring and lazily thought out.

I remember when this was featured on CBS's Sunday Morning show and they had Bill Koch talking about how he'd been victimized.

"Keep smiling, this is going to pay for our vacation houses and Wesley's backtaxes."

Holy crap, it's like Theismann is a shill or something.

It was that and the Steveo on meth video that kind of soured me on him.

Hired.

Enh, kids can be kids but it sounds like the mom was out of line as well.

At least he didn't set her tits on fire. Baby steps, people.