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weredolphin

Hello, cousin.

Albert, be kind to my state. Alberrtt. Alllllbeerrrrrrttttt!

No, but the kids are both under 3 years old, so that's a given.

Do you ever long for the days when The Ultimate Fighter was on Spike so you could incorporate a crossover between food and fighting?

Nope. I stopped as soon as I got to the Who Gives A Fuck Where Waldo Is picture and called it a day.

I'd have the same reaction. My beard shall not be desecrated in such a way.

It's like he lost a bet that involved "modeling," "homeless Steve Zissou," and "horrible website."

I clicked on the Preserve link in your other article. This is what greeted me.

Blatz.

One of the best games ever and my all-time personal favorite. I could play this game for years and never get bored.

JT: "And this is a website called Stormfront."

And creepier

Is the title of this article also an puzzle?

Whoever made it should be forced to run sprints until they puke.

I'll ninja-edit the original back in

"George Seymour, ladies and gentlemen! We're here all week, try the veal."