Can't type, too despondent.

I always would get a stomach ache after drinking coconut water, so I stopped. Now I drink papaya-acai-goat-urine Extreeem Bro Mix 3000 and I've never felt better, except for occasional anal leakage and severe bouts of depression.

Let's sue anyone who can memorize a song and sing it in the shower. Blatant disregard for copyright law and it's stealing cocaine from the mouths of hungry executives.

They could have made it worse.

*lawsuit against Chris Kyle not included

Methuselah?

I agree with your coconut.

For the most part I back up photos (documents, I still store in a filing cabinet) and I use Google + to back up directly from my phone. Then I transfer the photo files from my phone to a Seagate HD, as well as making copies on my computer.

Remember that scene in The Unit when Jonas walks in on his nephew beating up his own wife and then wallops the shit out of the nephew and makes him feel like the piece of shit he is? That's what needs to happen here.

"And the demon apparently is the son of a Nigerian King and needs money, or so the emails tell me."

Enh, her point is a bit different. Smith said "don't provoke," which is stupid; Whoopi said "don't hit," which is valid. Unless you've already been hit (or suspect you're about to be) there's no reason to hit someone. Of course, this should be a basic behavior principle for everyone. She didn't need to add the bit…

Does H. Jon Benjamin have a fear of ants?

It would be called BicepThrowPunchKickPigskinPuckBall.com

Well, in the late 80s he brought back a 70s sound, so I guess this should have been expected?

This episode of How I Met Your Mother is horrible.

Literally had never heard of this guy until I read this article.

"the commissioner elicits a number of perspectives."