I'd have the same reaction. My beard shall not be desecrated in such a way.

It's like he lost a bet that involved "modeling," "homeless Steve Zissou," and "horrible website."

I clicked on the Preserve link in your other article. This is what greeted me.

Blatz.

One of the best games ever and my all-time personal favorite. I could play this game for years and never get bored.

JT: "And this is a website called Stormfront."

And creepier

Is the title of this article also an puzzle?

Whoever made it should be forced to run sprints until they puke.

I'll ninja-edit the original back in

"George Seymour, ladies and gentlemen! We're here all week, try the veal."

Can't type, too despondent.

I always would get a stomach ache after drinking coconut water, so I stopped. Now I drink papaya-acai-goat-urine Extreeem Bro Mix 3000 and I've never felt better, except for occasional anal leakage and severe bouts of depression.

Let's sue anyone who can memorize a song and sing it in the shower. Blatant disregard for copyright law and it's stealing cocaine from the mouths of hungry executives.

They could have made it worse.

*lawsuit against Chris Kyle not included