I could see that but after trying a fair number of their beers it's hard to plunk down the money for anything they offer.

Fat Tire

"We're flying on a commercial jet and of course I'm making jokes about bombs."

I just watched The Campaign last night. Did this guy study it as a political playbook?

Did we expect FIFA to do otherwise? They won't change unless they face a massive boycott which, given how boring soccer is in the first place, should be easy enough to get off the ground.

"And furthermore..

No idea how someone forgets that. Could be they just didn't care.

Actually had that happen when I took my car to a dealer, that they forgot to oil back in.

That would be a 4 game suspension.

14. Mouse

"And try not to look all sexy when you're getting punched. We don't want you to provoke a sexual assault in addition to a whupping."

So it comes down to personal preference based on experience. Cool.

This is one of my all-time favorite movies. Fun fact: one of the Wing Kong bad guys (Al Leong) is also in Die Hard.

"And everyone can buy their vegan groceries at their local co-op or Whole Foods."

Sometimes my wife squirts breast milk at me for shits and giggles. I think any woman being told by her boss that she can't take a break to express milk should go ahead and fire a stream right into that same boss' face.

Ah shit, I should have checked the other comments first. Kudos.

"Ha, Tim Olyphant can't walk without his arms stapled to his sides!"

His rendition of My Favorite Things is a classic.

Oh my.