The hell happened here?

*Uppercut not included

I'm so distracted right now I can barely contain myself!

CrossFit seems to be its own worst enemy here.

Or being gay.

I guess we all have a McCarthy around our neck at some point in life.

This graphic demonstrates that there is money to be made as technical support at Kinha.

"I hate doing things with girls."

Thanks for your post.

"Yes. Win it all."

Can't afford to pay pensions to retirees; can afford money for sports. Priorities.

I used to play Minecraft and imagine that the zombies, skeletons, and creepers were all stewards of the land and hell bent on protecting it from the industrialization and deforestation committed by Steve.

Well, shit. Clearly Al Qaeda was right about us.

"He's such a distraction. Mainly his creamy hamstrings and dreamy eyes."