Well, c'mon, you can't expect coaches and administrators to cut back on their green fees and vacation houses just so some underprivileged linebackers can eat dinner every night.

That's a good point.

Marchand just signed up to have a fan drive a golf ball of off his nose.

For the most part I would say no, special clothing doesn't matter. Unless you're an elite athlete and/or specialist there's no real advantage. I'm also looking at it like this: if your heart's not in what you're doing then $300 worth of LeBron moisture-wicking crotch doilies isn't going to help, it will just make…

Unfortunately placed Play icon?

"Please don't make me do this photo shoot."

"You will be punished severely if my deli tray order arrives in an unacceptable condition."

Well, I would've but this is what I imagine someone's arms would look like if they subsisted on a steady diet of Dortitos laced with steroids.

Doritos: Pixeled?

It's only a matter of time.

9. The epistemological argument as pertains to why can't Butch learn how to fucking properly install conduit?

It's like he's morphing into Tito Ortiz.

There needs to be a special Buzz Osborne limited edition.

Nonsense. If he birthed a boy it was like a real man does: forcefully projected out of his chest like an Alien baby with shots of Jack Daniels for everyone.

"I played for the Flyers?"

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Considering the Galaxy S5 is still pretty new, it's pretty surprising to see unlocked models going for $200 off already. [Samsung Galaxy S5 Unlocked, $500]

I get what you're saying but the stark reality of this economy no longer cares what age demographic minimum wage jobs were originally designed for. Further, you're looking at this through your own experiences and, while that's not necessarily a bad thing, you also haven't taken into account what this woman's…