I can't stand The Sound of Music so I don't care if NBC reanimates its corpse.

Checks and balances.

Ban sidewalks.

My 2 month old and 27 month old continuously plot to deprive me and my wife of anything resembling sleep.

You accidentally posted a stock Grateful Dead concert photo.

#NotAllJunkface

I don't think anyone thought the Blackhawks would risk losing these guys. I mean, they've been the core of an excellent evolution in team strategy and everyone loves Toews. Crosby and Malkin could learn a thing or two.

Good lord!

I don't think I've ever ever come close to exhibiting this much passion while watching a bunch of guys run around on a grass field whilst kicking a white orb.

Yep, it's got its merits but I'd prefer if it at least came with AC adapter or batteries. That seems to be standard.

If you live anywhere that experiences hurricanes, blizzards, or other natural disasters, you should definitely invest in a good emergency radio. This one can run on AAA batteries, or via a hand crank if you're really desperate. It even includes a USB port to keep your phone running. It normally sells for over $50, but…

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Potato people arrest red mascot skin potato joke joke already.

Oh I agree, and I'm math-phobic. I'm just trying to posit why the article decided to use items like bread as a stand in for numbers.

Yes, and in Europe the same would go for the Euro. When I was there I'd mentally add 30% to everything I bought. I'm going to assume that by equating the currency difference in physical goods as opposed to math is a way for the math-phobic to keep track of their expenses.

Gah!

I'm sure no one will attempt to drink directly from the tap.