"Enh, I prefer a blend."

Combine savings, separate checking, secret Swiss bank account for my clandestine activities.

He has a Jake O'Brien: Future UFC Champion tattoo on his ankle.

Easy there, killer. You sound like your parents just told you to eat some broccoli.

Insightful. When will Deadspin hire you to express more of this analysis in article form?

Not me but happened to a friend right next to me at a bar. A guy comes up and sits next to my buddy starts talking to him. I'm sitting on the opposite side and can overhear everything:

Honestly, I could do that and people would still fuck my name up. I'll sit there, upon introduction, and say my name. The person I'm meeting will cock their head like a dog, say what they think my name is with an upward inflection at the end. Then it usually takes 2 more tries until they get it. If this app could…

that Brazilian fighter Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira confused a bus for a horse and tried to feed it a carrot,

I'll give it a shot seeing as my memory sucks lately. Thanks, Mike.

Nice to to know that with all the reports of rape in India their Twitter mobs have prioritized their anger.

What does Ben Stein smoke?

I could watch this all day.

Are we sure it's not an appropriation of the Arabic word kafir كافر, which means infidel?

Dynamite?

how is babby formed

Camelbak is your friend.

I'm with you except for this: