Ladies and Gentlemen, I present: The Douchebag Cthulhu

"For god's sake help me!"

Dana White is keeping an eye on either of them as a future last minute replacement for UFC Fight Night.

Yes, they our correct.

Chalk it up as one more failure of Kinja's comment system.

Index funds = relatively no risk, good growth.

But she flew in through the window on an umbrella and farted spoonfuls of sugar on the kids. What more do you want?

When a Ghanaian reporter booed the group, forward Asamoah Gyan acted as if he wanted to fight the man and had to be restrained by teammates before collapsing to the ground and writhing in pain.

This is right on and delves into the main problem with the UFC: their management system does not listen to outside advice, period. Add in the fact that Dana White has increasingly come off as a gigantic bully and you see why interest in UFC events is waning.

Gah, no. Absolutely not.

From the reviews, the measurement markings wear off in the dishwasher. Just fyi.

Gas grills generally require a smoker box that you set inside.

Pretty much. Throw some potatoes on the coals too and you'll have something special.

I generally grab a handful of chives (stems or flowers) from my garden and toss them on the coals when I'm grilling steaks. They're moist enough that soaking doesn't really seem necessary.

I just downloaded it and it keeps trying to high five me for quickly scanning suggestions.

GHRRAHHHRRR!!!

Best pit I've ever been in was when I was at a hardcore festival in '94. When Strife played it was insane; piles of people falling on other piles of people. Best part? No bouncers at all the entire time.

I agree. Fuck Upworthy.

Nah. Basically a flying triangle choke resulting from a botched takedown attempt. Pretty rare.