This plus this?

Fingerpainting with Bulemia

"GOOD JOB, JENNY. Your quest to give every child lung-mumps is making great strides!"

Does the Kindle have an app that fights off hungry bears?

Hahaha, beat me to it! I was just getting Sumo Paint fired up to chop this one.

"You should check with the Rangers."

Less like Hollywood, and more like Spike and Mike.

I'd say the non-action is a way of not hitting and not screaming at the child but not having a response plan when they do get out of line. Unfortunately, when people decide not to use corporal discipline on their child there's a possibility that they don't then consider what to use in its place. I'm not advocating…

Needs more pelicans.

As a father of two, that gets to me.

"I know that feeling."

High fives all around.

I'm a parent and I think you probably understand better than those commenters.

MMA against horny diarrhea-plagued Grizzly Bears on LSD, who have just been told that the IRS is auditing them. In Space.

MMA against horny diarrhea-plagued Grizzly Bears on LSD.

Thanks for the response. I've never seen the movie.

MMA against diarrhea-plagued Grizzly Bears.

Next: MMA while hunting Grizzly Bears.

I drink this right after I put on my 3 wolf moon t-shirt and am invincible. Results may vary.