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Never fear, the US military has already sent advisers to issue PT belts and goggles to each and every migrant worker.

"My thoughts on this at eleven."

Barry, I think you mean that the Habs fans will be going noix.

No.

Crosby so sad. So sad Crosby.

I think the NCAA has jumped the shark at this point.

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Shit, pick one of them.

lol I forgot they were an actual team and not an Onion headline gag.

No, the cooks get to keep that all for themselves so they can lovingly run their fingers through it.

"And bless Grimace, and Birdie, and Captain Crook. But not Mayor McCheese. Fuck that guy."

His face looks like James Earl Jones when he was morphing into a python in the original Conan the Barbarian.

Derrick Ward is 7 years old?

Look at all these numbers. There's a Jay-Z joke in here somewhere.