The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

So it isn’t discriminatory to ban male-only clubs but it is discriminatory to ban female-only clubs?

Don’t go to Vegas

“Audiences are not stupid,” writes the commenter, as the joke flies over their head. ;)

For the love of god, don’t let the Seahawks fans know you can do this.

Eh. My wife faints at the sight of blood. I bandage all the booboos. Let’s call it a draw.

A good dog.

To make matters worse, RNG also fucked him out of his severance package.

You got to know when to hold it.

She married me so I question her sanity daily, and we don’t even have iwatches....

This is great. Cleveland fans will appreciate anything that is two minutes long and created by someone other than John Elway.

He’d be a hall of fame batter with .500 on the there/their/they’re issue.

My fondest memories of my youth were waking up early and going to Echo Lake on a pristine Saturday morning to fish with my dad. I’d spend an hour looking for just that perfect stone that was flat and would fit exactly in my hand for that awesome throw. Waiting for that moment when the surface of the lake was free of…