Proud US citizen here, but damn if the Canadian anthem doesn’t give me chills every time I hear it.

The US is implementing a similar policy of making sure new citizens have a deep understanding of the history of the country and can do things like name important people, events, and be able to sing the Russian national anthem.

*extremely British voice*

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

And then will totally show you how the universe works, bro

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

“I keep the bushes well trimmed, HENH HENH HENHHHHHHHHHHH.”

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

he looks sick af what are u talking about

Cleveland has a comic book convention? Asking for a friend.

Abstinence-only is the only contraception that ever worked for Matt Garza and Bristol Palin.

I mean it went pretty well for LA the last time so why not i mean it’s not like anyone will be left alive at that point so go for it. Worst case scenario is its the 36 games all over again.

I walked into a Jazz bar in Utah...

What’s the deal with Kinja comments?

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Here is the church.

Many girls were upset at the impossible standards Coach Meat set, offering only moderate praise for a .667 batting average.