Proud US citizen here, but damn if the Canadian anthem doesn’t give me chills every time I hear it.

The US is implementing a similar policy of making sure new citizens have a deep understanding of the history of the country and can do things like name important people, events, and be able to sing the Russian national anthem.

*extremely British voice*

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Will Arnett is really embracing the role the same way Ryan Renolds did for Deadpool, it makes it way more fun for the actors and the fans. I have no doubt Lego Batman is going to do great in theaters.

And then will totally show you how the universe works, bro

This guy sounds like he’s uttered the phrase “but it’s not a pyramid scheme” to all of his friends multiple times.

This is the plot of Speed 3. The bus will blow up if the team it is carrying goes below .500.

“I keep the bushes well trimmed, HENH HENH HENHHHHHHHHHHH.”

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

I bet you’re really popular around the office.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

he looks sick af what are u talking about

Plot-holes.

Cleveland has a comic book convention? Asking for a friend.

Abstinence-only is the only contraception that ever worked for Matt Garza and Bristol Palin.

I mean it went pretty well for LA the last time so why not i mean it’s not like anyone will be left alive at that point so go for it. Worst case scenario is its the 36 games all over again.

Here is the church.