I enjoy listening to Chris Webber explain what you’re instructed to do late in a tight game. He’s an expert on the topic.

I live in Buffalo, sweatpants are a way of life in the winter. Sweatpants tucked into Ugg boots and a North Face fleece = every girl at my college.

Who could forget Skillz?

I went to the panda exhibit at the San Diego Zoo years ago and I swear there was more security than the goddamn super bowl. How did this schmuck do this??

+ a minimum 8-peat

Totally Agree. Buffalo Native here - O, Canada gets played before every Sabres game, since Niagara Falls is in our backyard. I’m pretty sure it’s played before every Detroit Red Wings game, as well.

+1 Timeshare in Boca

I’m in a music funk and am struggling to find inspiration. What have you been listening to?

When I was in 3rd grade, it was a classroom rule that if you dressed up in a suit, you could sit at the teacher’s desk for the day. I opened one of the drawers of my teacher’s desk and I “found” 3 $10 rolls of quarters. I swiped them and put them in my bookbag. I then went to my after school latch-key place and made a…

I know nothing about this industry, but I’ve been a Buffalo resident my entire life and that dude in the pickup that rammed the volks was going WAY too damn fast on that road.

As a white man, my life has always been perfect and everything has always perfectly gone according to plan. This is totally relatable.

Just got back from the dentist for a cleaning and I’m disappointed in my choice of “Lime” Flouride flavor. What flouride cleaning “Flavor” is the best? Worst?

+1 hidden pinball game

This. This is exactly what went wrong when Kotaku posted about the Zelda OOT 2D remake. (http://kotaku.com/fans-are-remaking-ocarina-of-time-in-2d-1640594819)

What if the sun is actually in the right spot and they’re just playing at 8 AM?

What music have you been jamming to lately?

What is the best type of donut?

Does anybody like black licorice?

I didn’t know Tim Tebow played Basketball in DPRK. Thanks DPRK News Twitter account!

One things for sure, none of them have to worry about any Bills.