The article is not about running for POTUS, just President of whatever. The intro is confusing and maybe the whole post is ill conceived but two or more entries were running for president of the planet.

The Alien Queen was awesome but everything else, not so much. The new cast is so so bland. Goldblum kept looking around for Big Will.

What the fuck? So hateful.

Yeah, all of us. That’s how that works.

The joke doesn’t really make sense if you try to take it any other way. It’s just incredibly random otherwise, with almost no connection.

Now if only facebook, twitter and google would take it seriously, instead of that bullshit ‘pact’ they ‘agreed to uphold’ last month.

“CS:GO will not be giftable during the sale. Our goal with sales is to grow the community and historically, during sales, the new users that stick around are mainly the ones that purchase copies for themselves.”

And less titles for it than you would’ve in previous years.

I never realized how perfect that panel truly is until now.

“Lotta games about fathers lately.”-

“Not long after this year’s E3 showfloor opened up for exhibitors, the internet started gossiping about a hacker who was supposedly trying to pilfer the impressive Zelda: Breath of the Wild demo from right under Nintendo’s nose”

What a load of damn nonsense. Ignorant American! I mean this is a new low!!!!!

Optical drive? In a PC? What year is it?

What are you talking about? There have been ‘slims’ since PS1. The first 360's didn’t even have HDMI, then they added it in for the second iteration. Hardware has been getting changed around in 1.5 models for almost twenty years; often time its a loss, like losing backwards compatibility, Linux and USB ports like the…

France really loves its Asian culture, both Japanese and South Korean.

HAHAHAAH.

But there’s no problem with sexism in tech.

“Beijing Intellectual Property Office”-

You say cringe, what you actually mean is, ‘live event’. Happens at every event.

“Residents Evil (the correct plural; fight me)“-