It’s not, but much like Bernie being on the upswing, if Splinter keeps saying it, maybe they can will it into truth.

How about having the guts to develop an addiction that isn’t so lame?

You don’t always get a say in it.

It’s amazing combined with “as far as I’m concerned, she’s no longer Speaker of the House.”

Tribalism is baked into us all at a lizard brain level.

“BORING. Where’s the blowjobs or the break-ins? This is some C-SPAN shit.”

As far as I’m concerned, words mean nothing, sentences getting harder to form, definitions of reality starting to lose focus as the spirochetes ravage my grey matter...

Yup. People are morons and need this kind of thing to fit inside one, preferably sexy, sentence.

Also Hillary! The only people who needlessly invoke her name more than Katherine are the Trump admin.

“But if we keep saying it, maybe we can will it to be true!”

When Nancy Pelosi farts, Splinter posts a mini-blog about the smell. It’s really quite tiresome.

Yup. I think it’s gonna end up being too boring for anyone who isn't already firmly anti-Trump to care about, but you have to remember, voters are morons with 8 second attention spans.

Never happen. Turning on him now is throwing away at least the next presidential election if not the next two. They’re married to him now, for better or worse.

We passed the tipping point on this about, oh, 20 years ago.

I lived through Clinton AND W. I’ve seen some shit.

IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION PLZ

He is. Tomato is Hamilton seeding the comment sections of articles.

He has settled nicely into being the guy dumb people think smart people sound like; the kind of guy who sells books not for the content within, but so people can leave them conspicuously located on a coffee table or an endtable to create the impression with their similarly unintelligent friends that they are well-read.

I’ll do you one better and say I’ll believe it when it goes up for a vote in the Senate AND passes.

Crazy how they spent every article after that arguing the exact opposite.