It’s not just American capitalism. It’s human nature. We, as a species, are not designed to be long-term thinkers. We don’t recognize dangers until they’re right in front of us (when it’s often too late to avoid them) and we’ll sacrifice a guaranteed $50 next month for $5 right now.

Seems fine to me, minus the dipping sauce.

Don’t forget Ubekibekibekistanstan!

Here, Kathy. You need help:

Yup. I see this talk about “bringing the base out with enthusiasm” from people who aren’t part of “the base” and rarely vote anyway and it’s never not hilarious.

This trade war is like a fistfight where one guy won’t stop punching himself in the balls.

I was gonna say, I get that it’s the phrase to use, but I don’t think you can say a very elderly woman who has been through multiple cancer treatments and doesn’t look like she can even stand unassisted for very long at this point is “doing well.”

Well...

I just find it amazing that at this point, Katherine gets paid just to do mini-blogs about whatever the top item from her Hillary Clinton Google alerts list is in between writing these semi-coherent love letters to Inslee and Bernie typed with one hand.

Because he cannot handle thinking that anyone, anywhere, doesn’t think he’s the best.

Not really. That’s not to say there aren’t groups like Jews 4 Trump, but there are always groups like that. Overwhelmingly, no, they voted democrat, like they always do.

Seriously, though, HAVE you thought about speaking to a professional about your Hillary Clinton obsession?

That shit is fake as hell, y’all.

Because 21 Pilots is thinly-disguised Christian pop-hop that would have no place in a teenage goth club, whether it was in a church basement or not?

It’s a different spin on the same idea. Nothing in pop music is ever really new.

She’s a publicly recognized figure with a public platform that she regularly uses to spew all manner of uninformed bullshit about politics and, being a rich white lady, the negative consequences of the shit she preaches will never be paid upon her.

Everyone’s votes should count (as long as they’re voting for the person I want to win)!

Hamilton...

Surely when the news is slow, Gawker could be paying you guys to do SOMETHING else besides blog about ads outside your window or your favorite current pop songs. Clean the office?

LOL, y’all are SHOOOOOOOOOK.