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She is doing the dumb person version of what her father, the actual president, would be doing if they were able to get him to put the KFC down and step away from the TV for an hour.

Yeah, I have news for Jimmy about most guys.

Barstool is what Deadspin would have been if AJ Daulerio still ran the joint and none of the writers ever matured past the age of 20.

Sibling, yes. That she was trans and identified as male has only been reported by Gawker and is only sourced to two “anonymous” friends and a social media accounts featuring photos of a person who looks nothing like her.

This. It’s not like the guy was adamantly fighting the charges and found dead 30 minutes after his arraignment.

Cryotherapy is nothing you can't achieve by simply standing in a walk in freezer or laying down on some icepacks for 3 minutes.

World, not country. This is hardly a US-exclusive quality.

Called it.

The tinfoil crew is gonna be insufferable on this one.

Yep. What a chiropractor can do for you a massage therapist can also do, but depending on your insurance situation, your coverage may vary.

What owner do you think makes every other owner mutter “oh, god, this fucking guy” when he walks into the room?

Actually, they don’t anymore. W ended that as part of a cost cutting package. I think they get protection for 6 months after leaving office or something similar, but not for life.

I may have that letter printed on parchment, framed and hung on my wall.

Was it really necessary to perform a study to confirm what one can confirm themselves with their eyes?

Man, I can’t wait to find out if working in a gym kinda sucks or not. Thanks for this vital service!

“Sir, can you hold the baby?”

Yeah, the only thing I find objectionable is the spitting (or what sounds like spitting; you never see it), but that also isn't really harmful, so whatever. Everything else is just reacting to a hyperactive and oversized pet.

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