“I never held a 4th of July celebration in Washington DC! This is fake news designed to make the best president this country has ever had look bad! Sad!”

Yup. Letting Trump run up a debt and then asking him to pay you back is like covering yourself in fish guts and asking a shark not to eat you.

TSA is quite literally the same bored, thoroughly disinterested middle aged women handwaving you though the luggage conveyor belt while half-asleep that airport security was before the TSA was ever imagined.

We’d have a leak about it by now.

New Hampshire’s pretty nice if you’re not a city rat who needs the constant stimulation. It’s picturesque, quiet, has a few smaller cities if you need to experience other people and it lacks the rural meth zombies of Maine.

Oh, this is good.

Pence found out he would have to interact with another woman without Mother present to supervise.

You’re right, but I doubt either of us will that happen in our lifetime. Too much money at stake.

And at the end of the day, name me five lawyers who have defended pedophiles in court without googling.

“The bill didn’t reduce funding for ICE, barely restricted how the Trump administration could use the money, and didn’t set hard standards for the care of children in government custody...”

You'll never see anything as odd as the lifetime of thanking the military for their service while refusing to take care of them after they get home and how no one involved seems to notice or care that you cannot square these viewpoints.

He’s also not that unpopular in his home state.

You mean to tell me that, for instance, a Mississippi Democrat and a New York Democrat might not feel the same way about everything?

Splinter believes AOC would have beaten Roy Moore in Alabama when in reality, he would have won by at least 20%.

Well, I certainly can’t deny that, but it also won’t surprise me when a dude decides to take a few extra shots at your unconscious face after you call his kids ugly or make fun of his race.

“Money can’t buy happiness...”

He initially typed these tweets on the TV remote.

I’m not offended by the presence of billionaires, but it does annoy me when they spend vast portions of their wealth on absolutely nothing.

The government has also had the ability to listen to your telephone conversations since about 5 minutes after telephone service was established.

He has a point. Trash talk sells fights, but when you bring the families or the racism into it, you’re crossing a line.