Yup. It’s awfully hard to look powerful when you really are powerless.

Honestly, this is no more corny or lame than when AOC makes a face during a hearing or Bernie delivers a stump speech and Splinter declares that they DESTROYED the GOP or OWNED Trump or ENDED THE BLOODLINE OF Ted Cruz.

There is nothing. Tribalism above all.

Also?

Yup. There’s nothing funnier to me than internet handwringing one types over the dirty connections Company X has while wearing clothes/shoes sewn together by children while using a device that was manufactured using conflict materials mined by slave soldiers in active war zones. No one’s hands are clean. That’s not…

You won’t believe this, but he’s an unremarkable white guy.

Speaking as a fat guy, “my body is just this way and it might fluctuate, but it is what it is” is bullshit lazy people tell themselves to justify not trying.

The only reason he wasn’t is because he wants to get paid for his work.

Also, I don’t remember anyone siding with his sleaziness. I DO remember a lot of people posting “OH YES CHOKE ME DADDY” or the equivalent every time he burped on television because he was a handsome #resister.

I do as well. It’s why I support treating a refusal to vaccinate without valid reason supported by medical science the same as forcibly injecting your child with the disease and should be penalized the same legally.

Hey, y’all, that guy is here! The torso fucker! ‘Sup, man?

*furiously scribbling notes while reading*

I can understand packing a fleshlight to use discreetly on the road, but it takes a psychopathic level of commitment to one’s masturbation habits to travel with a lifesize replica of a headless, limbless woman to fuck right there in front of others.

Everyone who wants to on whatever date your state does their primary and then again on Election Day 2020. Those are the two that actually matter.

Because he lucked into a situation where he has just enough protection that he can. Just another upward failure for him.

Justice Dept. Heads appointed by Trump: “nah.”

Sorry, you’re the minority:

Oh, well. Guess it’s back to 4chan for those two little shiteaters who were doing a Weekend at Bernie’s routine with Gravel for the lulz.

Only one way to pronounce it, so he doesn’t have to guess.

She’s “wacked” it? Do you have a far more interesting theory about Melania that you’ve sorta downplayed here?