““Strong bipartisan backing” is never going to materialize, I’m sorry to say, because the Republican Party will never abandon their big, beautiful, wet president.”

Well, you’ll have a ton of TOTES EPIC TWITTER CLAPBACKS, anyway. Let’s maybe wait until she accomplishes literally anything legislatively before we anoint her Mother of Progress, though, yes?

Jacob is a lot like dudebra and Baracka, except that those two are shadow puppet accounts of Gawker writers. Jacob is just an idiot troll. Arguing with him is a total waste of time.

Ahahahahahahaha, absolutely no one is going to seek a career in politics for 45k annually.

Because in order to be a giant voting bloc, you have to actually VOTE. 

We’re past the tipping point. Worrying about it now is like worrying about your curtains when the entire house is on fire.

*ethereal voice*

How would he have fought, here? Let’s pretend you had control over him. What would you have had him done that would have MATTERED?

Yup. 49 < 51. You can paint the Democrats with whatever brush you like, but the math does not lie.

“But hey, don’t worry: At least we have the Democrats.”

Yup, a chest protector, much like a bulletproof vest, will prevent piercing or lacerations (generally speaking), but it doesn’t do much besides dull the general impact force of said projectile. You’re still going to have a nasty bruise and, depending on the circumstances of the hit, possibly a flesh wound caused…

He’s just so impossibly bad at, like, being a human. He stands wrong. Hia facial expressions are wrong. He walks weird.

I, too, love to stand like a normal person and have normal facial expressions for pictures.

Does this surprise you?

Yeah, I don’t get why he thought that sounded good. It’s a fact that judges, just like anyone else, are going to be of one political color or another and there’s no getting around that. However, in selecting judges, who are supposed to maintain the appearance of impartiality at all times in all ways, taking that into…

That a president could stab a man to death and be immune from prosecution while he holds office is a problem, a holdover from days when the president needed to be allowed to stab a filthy traitorous servant of the King to death should the need arises and it definitely needs to be addressed.

I think I understand her thought process:

*Nicholas Carlson sits in his living room, watching the I’m Just a Bill episode of Schoolhouse Rock, pencil in hand, furiously taking notes*

“This is one of the problems with the progressive obsession over defeating the “centrists.” Progressives can’t win or accomplish shit without the centrists’ help.”

It’s almost like Tlaib’s “we’re gonna impeach that motherfucker” or AOC being able to SLAY QWEEEEEEEEEEEN YAAAAAAAAAASSSS CLAPBACK on Twitter is good for getting all their marks hootin’ and hollerin’, but is a poor substitute for actual legislative power.