“Some 10-year-old little kid sitting in the passenger seat of his momma’s vehicle looks over and sees ‘I EAT ASS’ and asks his mom what it means; how is she going to explain that?”

Except that it totally is and has been a popular lunch for kids for ages.

Hot Take, Baracka and Dudebra are shadow accounts of writers for GMG. I’m certain of it.

Yup. Most of my school lunches were cold or room temperature. Nothing wrong with it.

Oh, sure they do. They’re banking (correctly) on the voting public not understanding who shoulders the additional cost.

I mean, you’re basically a bipedal raccoon. You’re doing what suburban raccoons do.

Hamilton...

I smell tomatoes.

Yeah, I am of the opinion that the scientists have it wrong and Earth is already fucked. The survival of the species, if it’s even possible, is going to require migration to some other space rock to pollute and pillage. Why not start now? It’s not like we can figure it out overnight.

HAMILTON.

It’s Tomato Face, bruh.

Won’t do anything to him. The president doesn’t HAVE to testify or even be personally involved in his own hearings. He would just have his underlings and legal team do the fighting for him while he keeps issuing EOs of dubious legality and holding his ego rallies while tweeting about unfair treatment and witch hunts.

You’re correct, although, to be fair, a small amendment:

“President Trump has been very clear about this from day one. This Donald Trump Jr. was a low level volunteer on the campaign...”

No, because it’s not a job. It’s a side gig that many dumb people think should be a job because reasons.

I can easily see Lebron getting his TV/movie career set up, his clothing line off the ground and pulling a Magic Johnson himself in a few years.

Splinter 2020 Power Rankings:

“The socialists don’t like her because she’s not Bernie, and the capitalists don’t like her because she’s too much like Bernie, and I just don’t see her grabbing control of any one large chunk of the primary voting base.”

Screenshot says it all. An impassioned speech that will accomplish dick, in front of a room of empty chairs incapable of caring.