“Not gonna work for us, sorry.”

You can't leave a PDF on your coffee table or bookshelf to make yourself look smart.

Also, if you wait long enough, they're gonna have to add a third digit to some of these jerseys.

His take was also pretty lukewarm, though the way it’s framed here, you’d swear he went on national TV with a hat reading “NUKE MADURO.”

Unfortunately, “there is no right answer here” is correct, albeit very difficult to accept.

Yup. I would really prefer America stop playing World Police Squad for a number of reasons and can’t think of a single reason short of Maduro attempting military action against us for us to pursue the same.

Breaking News: Democrat Narrowly Elected In Red State Parrots Center/Right Talking Points

My god, the fucking WHINING.

1. If spoilers are that important to you, stay off social media and websites related to whatever it is you fear being spoiled until you see the thing.

I have a crazy idea. What if you don’t have to love a place to live there?

OK:

Must be infrastructure week again!

Ahahahahaha, this is pathetic. Biden may or may not be the nominee (he overwhelmingly likely will), but this article, if you can call it that, is amazingly sad.

The only thing problematic about that 100% accurate tweet is that I’m pretty sure it’s a paraphrased one stolen from a different account.

The reason we're gonna do this again is because pollsters and pollster analyzing eggheads need to justify their paychecks during non-election years.

Gawker: “We never need to hear from Hillary Clinton again.”

That IS the point. These mongoloids aren’t going to do this shit in, like, Harlem or Compton. They aren’t going somewhere that they may end up being confronted physically.

I mean, I think there’s probably a difference of some kind between subvisible bacteria particles on the rim and a big ol’ log sitting in the cup.

I mean, I wouldn’t convict them.

He literally expounds on it in the next sentence.