Okay, I'll buy that.

I am a volunteer and on the Board of a GP rescue. You want fun? Try a whole pageant of pigs (75 or so) competing for best costume, and other things. While i"m at the shelter, I mess about with upwards of 50 pigs in a day. Sometimes, this is the result. I call it Chapman in Seuss. (The hairpiece is from a Texel…

Is this hair on purpose?

I have no issue with Medieval Incestuous Ken Doll. Hubba hubba.

"OMG, Shut the hell UP, Pete!"

I went with the BFMarks to Coachella several years ago. We drove 6 hrs to get there, and were driving back after one day (maybe sleeping in the car at a rest stop on the way home). Needless to say, after 6-8 hrs in the sun and crowds, we pooped out and made our way back to the car, where he promptly passed out cold.…

It's true. Even though I run/walk only 5K's, those people who cheer, give of themselves, and take time from their day to urge on a complete stranger who is slow, red-faced, and as sweaty as possible are a godsend. I don't always connect or remember faces, but I remember the feeling they give me. "You're faster than…

Try the mid-late 30's. BF is 10 years younger than I at 48. He's a mature 38, I'm a youngish 48...it works. And no leg-humping-in-front-of-company antics. Woot!

As long as it's Rob. I'd watch the shit out of that.

My roomies desk chair displays resistentialism by assuring I stub a toe on it's steely feet every single time I get near it.

Similar experience...marble egg...egg was laid. Still hysterical.

Week 7 of C25k and I'm an example of someone who logically, should not be running. I'm hauling around a nearly 300 lb body, and I'm almost 50. I haven't dropped a pound, but I'm constantly amazed by what my body is capable of doing and what is going on with my physical structure. I am building muscle, shifting…

I have no clue if it's a problem or just my 'free-fart enthusiast' nature, but I, too, enjoy a good fart and couldn't care less most of the time. I take pride in the fact that I actually made my roommate hurl, outdoors, when she happened to be following me and walked through the cloud. It was epic. I warn dudes…

No, you don't, but instead, you are deemed "uninsurable" and denied coverage altogether.

I can try. Arpaio, when first elected in 1995, was considered a moderate Republican. He was steady, thoughtful, and while a bit backward, not batshit crazy. Prior to 2005, he was popular and had a reputation as the 'toughest sheriff in America' for his hard line stance on crime and punishment. The population in…

I love that burgundy coat. Too bad I live in a place where coat ownership is a waste.

This is not the only area where this is happening. I was recently deemed 'uninsurable'. I'm sure I'm not alone. Assigning this designation now allows ins. co's to charge me a premium in 2014, when they must offer coverage. Whatever your opinions on the Affordable Health Care Act, it is not affordable for a good…

I feel all warm inside when I think of Jack McBrayer and Alexander Skarsgard together. Then of course, my mind wanders and I add in Mike O'Brien and a closet and now I need a cold shower.

No doubt. Interestingly, I didn't even have to click the link to know exactly where he was when this happened. You know you're engrained in a community when you know where a C-Lister would end up to result in that mug shot. Why do I know these things?

Interesting how people see things differently, as he looks just enough like Steve Buscemi for my taste. Rawr.