Ugh he’s insufferable. My boyfriend listens to his podcast and every story is about a famous person he knows doing something. He’s like a drunk gossipy aunt at Christmas.

Anna! You got hit by a bus? Gasp!

Only slightly related, I was JUST gchatting with a friend this afternoon about the time they let Michael Rappaport publish that IHTM about Natasha Lyonne being a horrible junkie tenant in his house. Do you remember that? It was sort of a shit move.

But but but for $120 you can get the “college survival” box, which has like a candy bar and a notepad and a “tassel garland”, oh and some pens. I mean, when I was an undergrad and my mom would send me “survival” boxes they had like food and snacks and gift cards and medicine and homemade cookies n shit, but yes, let’s…

If you have Hulu+, waste no time in watching the Daria episode about “Val”, a Jane Pratt clone. It’s called The Lost Girls.

Yeah, though Jezebel employs some actual journalists and hires some people who write personal essays that are actually insightful and interesting. I don’t know what xojane’s purpose is other than selling me $100 shit boxes.

yes, they ship anywhere in the continental U.S.

Enough with the boxes of garbage for $100. Who the fuck is paying that price for a candle, some sprigs of lavender, and a handwritten generic note from a random employee? Christ.

xoJane always finds way to amuse in their almost childlike incompetence.

“As xoJane’s perpetually fed-up commentariat quickly noted”

xoJane used to have some great articles but now it’s just clickbait articles and commentaries that exist only to mock the site. Not kidding, if there isn’t something off-putting about an article it gets virtually no comments.

Every time I read a story about xoJane, I wonder if it’s a big con set up by MRA types to make women look terrible... but I suspect it’s actually a big con set up by corporations to sell products like breakup boxes.

As a Penn Stater, I always held out a little hope that Paterno truly didn’t know and that he was telling the truth but i always acknowledged that it was a real possibility that he did. This just confirms it for me. Fuck that guy.

“Double-down on distraction with “yeah but look at the GOOD he did.””

Or if you’re a Penn State football and New England Patriots fan, you would choose answer 2a:

You were overestimating the ability of a Penn State grad to count to three.

I fully expect Jay Paterno or some other dipshit in the family to come out with some version of #1 and 2 combined before the end of the day. All the mouth breathing Paternoites will line up behind him singing the chorus.

Working on a college campus in NE PA - I can confirm that so far they are going with option 1.

Changing your opinion on something based on new facts presented is something an intelligent mind does. If you were still defending PSU at this point (even before these most recent items came to light) it’s pretty safe to say you’re not in that category.

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you: