Calvin Harris is creeping me out, to be honest. Apparently he’s been “liking” instagram photos of Taylor and Tom together...but only those pictures that have them together. It’s like: I’m watching you.

Isn’t he the one that said they broke up because there was no romantic love or some crap on his part anymore? So now that she has someone it’s like oh, no, I forgot. She actually cheated on me. Cool story, bro.

It’s like Calvin Harris found my diary when I was 13 years old and made it into a song! But seriously, who is he gonna get to sing this? Rita Ora? Oh wait, he trashed her when they broke up too. I’m starting to see a pattern here and I ain’t talking about Swift.

Aaaand that’s why I find him kinda cute. I have really, REALLY terrible taste in men.

Guys, no joke. This whole break-up/whirlwind romance drama is my favorite thing Taylor has ever done. It’s like a millennial version of a Dynasty plotline and I am here for it. (Though, if I may add a costuming note: bejeweled silk caftans, Tay. You’d look so glamorous!)

“Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati.

Comment from my bestie on my outraged FB post this morning:

yeah you’re right. that’s not punishable by death though. anyway, he could have had a spotless record and there would still be an excuse made.

So you’re okay with Josh Duggar, Roman Polansky and Jerry Sandusky being summarily executed on sight? Alright then.

I really dislike the whole “statutory rape isn’t, like, REALLY rape” argument, but even if we go with that, he was also apparently a domestic abuser, and I seriously doubt that was in any way consensual. So it does seem like he was a pretty shitty person...

I feel this is less offensive that a lot of people posing with sub saharan African rurals or in traditional clothing. At least she gives the name of the tribe and doesn’t make them look hopeless undefined sub saharan backgroundish people. Still bad though, not Debra Messing/ Girl in the Telegraph bad.

Or is Jewel a poor woman’s Yoko?

God the depressing thing is the words never change. Every time this happens the same FB posts go out, the same messages on twitter, social media blows up with it.

And I’m not saying it shouldn’t. But fuck I am tired of reading the same thing over and over AND NOTHING EVER HAPPENING. This poor man is dead and no one is…

I mean Black Panthers exercising their 2nd amendment rights is basically why Regan was like “guns are bad” so yeah, you have a point. I'm just not gonna be the first Mexican to volunteer you know? It's gotta be someone braver than me cause these cops are just itching for reasons to kill.

“Grandma”?

Madge is there volunteering and raising money for schools with all her children...she’s putting a face to the charity

That little snake’s face is so cute though!

@Bush family: stop making W seem like an adorable grandfather type, it’s making me have good feelings towards him and I DON’T WANT THOSE.

Much as many Americans (particularly in the South) believe that the religion part of the First Amendment only applies to Christianity, many Americans (particularly in the South) also believe that the Second Amendment only applies to the white race.