“Never underestimate the desperation of a single woman on the Upper West Side.”

Yeah, I don’t know. He has decent bone structure, but, um, he’s on something. And he’s on it to the gills.

And apparently stupid to a nearly remarkable degree if he didn’t think his wife would find out after it, you know, appeared in the paper. Someone might want to take a look at the IQ’s of those 22 kids.

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

yeah wow he’s so hot

Okay, this is tangential: It drives me crazy when adults refer to other women as “mommies” or “mama”. If the woman you’re referring did not give birth to you, why would you call her that? It screams infantilizing to me. I can see how this is said in solidarity, but I know I’ll bristle every time it happens when/if I…

+1 for all the comments saying “please stop calling yourself mommy”

And that state of affairs continues when they’re in school. Oops, sorry! Only P-T conference left is Tuesday at 2PM! Hey! No aftercare this week! Your child has a mysterious rash! Take him to the doctor immediately and don’t come back without a note!

Ughhh, “hang in there, mama!” Sorry, but I ain’t your mama. It’s the worst. Just because you are growing or caring for a human does not mean the rest of the world gets to reduce you to that.

I think ‘mama’ is 100x worse. I hate that word more than ‘moist’. I have a kid, and someone on Jezebel called me 'mama' in a comment. Ick!!! I almost dismissed it

I can relate to this a lot, especially the part about feeling isolated. And I even have a lot of friends who have given birth around the same time that are around. It’s just hard to make time to build those connections with a demanding infant, and also I personally think I’m in the middle of some sort of identity…

I looked for this dread “transsexual agenda” yesterday and saw a whole lot of nothing. Like.... nothing. And I was looking! There is a baluga whale who says his life is a rainbow. That’s it.

One of my kids’ friends said he wouldn’t take his children because it pushes a “transsexual agenda” and he didn’t need his 8 year old exposed to that. I don’t actually know if there is a trans theme in the movie but I said I think when they are little is the best time to start talking about that stuff. He got all…

Every movie about animals:

Remember: Don’t buy tropical fish for pets just because you saw pretty colours on a screen.

So, are we stuck with Tyga and Calvin Harris now that they raised their profiles by dating more famous women?

[The relationship] overshadowed a lot of my talents...

Wearing Yeezy’s to the gym is some pretty solid shade, no? I didn’t think Calvin had it in him!

Tyga = terrible, you go away