“He was too drunk to understand his actions”

He said he didn’t touch her and he’s a known liar so his word is worth nothing to me. Even if he didn’t commit the rape, he procured her for the express purpose of being raped by his teammates. He was the ring leader in this and deserves the biggest punishment.

What the fuck are you talking about

Oh, I didn’t mean him, I don’t think I’ve even heard him pronounce his daughter’s name. Everyone in the family calls her Northie.

Nick Cannon isn’t someone who comes to mind when one uses the word “artistic.”

Trying to remember a kid’s birthday party I’ve been to lately where the birthday kid didn’t pout and cry at least once...

It depends. In Reform Judaism, one Jewish parent is enough - no conversion necessary.

We survived two Bushes, two Roosevelts, two Adams, two Johnsons, and two Harrisons... I think we can survive two Clintons.

Could we maybe not be assholes about this? I get that the Clintons are contentious, I get that Hillary is contentious. Why be shitheals about Chelsea having a baby? Regardless of popular press, she’s a pretty lovely person.

my mom called me earlier because she found suspicious texts from my dad’s old employee to him. She is a couple of years older than I am and back in school on the other side of the country. I told her that it’s probably fine if he’s not reciprocating, but still :(

My, Bernie looks crotchety up there.

As a grown-up with an education even!

I’m not saying she’s had sex with the doll, but she’s had sex with the doll.

Big Foot’s super toxic friend crossed the line this week. Big Foot was spending time with another friend. Savannah is quiet and shy and absolutely detests Emily. Of course as soon as Emily finds out that Big Foot is with Savannah she springs into action and calls my house phone, my cell phone and leaves me several…

I’d like to meet the person who starred your comment. You’re not interesting, but that person is.

Congratulations to Chelsea and Marc. Contrary to popular belief, they are human and have feelings. Try and show some respect people.

Though it’s become customary to use the title for former presidents as a courtesy, there is only ever one president of the United States: the current officeholder. Should she be elected and then leave office, both she and Bill would be “former president Clinton” in any formal setting, or “president Clinton”…

Bush and Shrub you mean?

It’s similar to the Bushes - it seems like we’ve settled into President George H. W. Bush vs. President George W. Bush.

Portland ME.