I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

Yeah it definitely makes more sense to spend money on a new piece of metal and plastic and glass than for him to use what I already have with restrictions put on usage and access. Got it.

Situation: A 7 year old who’s in soccer or dance or hockey or whatever so needs to get picked up has mom’s old iPhone. I know that’s not always the case, I know people are buying their kids new ones (which I completely don’t get), but I can envision this scenario with my kiddo when he’s that age.

My 8 year old daughter has one. its my old iPhone 5. She uses it for music, games, Netflix and taking pictures. She never uses it to call anyone, but she does text. Several of her friends have them as well. I locked it down, put all the parental controls on and she has to ask me before she gets any new app, song,…

I love that. But even if it’s not in the cloud, he could show it and send it.

Yeah, for real. That’s PROOF that you actually know them, and it’s not just a random naked stranger you found on the internet. This person was ACTUALLY ON YOUR BED AND OH HEY LOOK AT THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER WITH YESTERDAY’S DATE RIGHT NEXT TO HER.

I thought the heyday of sending nude texts was kind of over. I’m only in my early 20s and no one I know does it anymore. 2008-2010 seems to have been the peak of nude sharing, at least in my social group. There weren’t so many warnings about consequences and everything

A) This is some fascinating stuff, thank you.

Wait but we are not fully appreciating the opening of this piece:

Caity Weaver gets to feel Kim K’s bewbz.

Why on earth would Kanye ever ask Taylor to release his single on her twitter account? FOR REALS? C’mon TSwift publicist. You could do better.

lol i’ve worked in the music industry since 1999

Her mouth seems about as open as Taylor’s does in the adjoining photo... no?

They definitely do not share the same PR person, and never have. Kanye’s longtime PR (like, from his pre-rapping producer days) is Gabe Tesoriero, now EVP of PR at Def Jam. Taylor’s PR person is a woman named TREE PAINE, and before that, her whole career was handled by Paula Erickson—both at independent PR firms.…

Ok, totally unrelated and completely tardy to the party, but I am SO SICK of seeing women on covers looking like mouth-breathers. WHY is Kim’s mouth like that? Is it too heavy to close? It’s this totally sub-conscious thing that’s supposed to be telling me something about her, but it's like a sliver of glass in my…

Especially not if he's sending dick pics to random women. Cry me a fucking river, dude.

Met Gala-May 2nd

Wasn’t he, like, not in love with her and they broke up together?

I look forward to an even longer filibuster when republicans fuck it all up. Woooooo.

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