Yul Brynner could get all day, every day.

This ballerina dude who was in charge of "gospel dance" at his new age-y church. When we were done, he rolled off, and put a handmade hemp bracelet on me with five different colored beads.

Got all busy on the dance floor with this hot Latin dude. We went back to his place, got naked, and we weren't even undressed two minutes and his load was all over my stomach. Expecting to continue and push through to another orgasm I stayed in bed all sexy-like preparing for more. He looked at me quizzically and…

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

Just for you, Jerry: the crazy Brazilian who snuck back into my room while I was sleeping (2 hours after I sent him home), the teacher fetishist, the guy with the tail, the guy who refused to talk to me in high school, annnnnnnd my second cousin. Just for starters and because you asked nicely :)

If you are not wearing the required makeup, I will stop you and apply it myself. I don't care if you're late for class. I don't care if you're a sophomore or a super senior. I will stop you.

not since Natalie Portman & Hayden Christensen has such raw sexual tension scorched the screen!

We've already seen the best award show moment this year.

I'm picturing a scene from Benny Hill.

Is this where we can talk about Chris Evans wearing a v neck sweater to an awards show? I was frightened to bring it up in the Betty White swoon thread. I agree he's perfection but when I watch non-MTV awards shows where the women are this dressed up I do expect the men to wear jackets.

Just saw him in the strangely satisfying post-apocalyptic film Snowpiercer. Weird, yet excellent! I also find him much more interesting in a beard.

I have a Cap hoodie complete with hood. I wear it and tell people that I am tiny Captain America. Like an adult.

The best part is that Betty White doesn't even blink an eye - she completely and totally takes it as her due that a young, handsome gentleman would just appear to escort her.

I legitimately CLEARLY remember seeing that scene for the first time in theatres and actually feeling my mouth drop and staring like a fucking dumbass at the screen.

THEM BUNZZZ

im sorry that i keep commenting but i am just really overwhelmed and it's really difficult

In my small town the thing to do on New Years when you were a teen was to go to the skating rink and take part in a "Lock-In", where they lock the doors and you skate and "party" all night (which meant 1am).

Not to rep the Kardashians too hard but...

The teen who loves Tumblr? Does that mean I've successfully become a teen again? I always knew if I watched enough cartoons I could make it happen! ACHIEVEMENT: UNLOCKED.

This all seems kind of materialistic. Why don't you get your tumblr teen something that encourages them to support the community and contribute to a cause they believe in? A donation to Archive of Our Own in their name.

I'm pretty much addicted to Tumblr and I want none of those things.