Yeah, if I'm in there for much longer than ten minutes, I'm 1) reading, 2) masturbating, or 3) both.

Huh, I didn't know that. How did I not know that?

Wait, are you married to Figjam?

Same....here. But if you ask my mother she'd think I was just taking a shower or a shit 3-5 times a day. With my laptop.

You just described my life from about 11-18.

Six weeks? We were told two weeks (by both a doctor & a midwife at a later birth) or whenever she felt comfortable.

Ahh haa!! You heard that?!?! They were SO much fun. Glad you tuned in! xxJK

What the hell is the point of Vaginal Rejuvenation surgery, period???

No sitting will be permitted for the first ten days

Yay! Meet Fitz and Gatsby:

ooo,i love the pattern on the head. what kind of cat/pattern is that fluffball?

PET PIC PARTY!

Human! Make the dog get off my bed!

so floofy

I thought I had a reasonable expectation of privacy under my clothes. Silly me.

Tyler Hoechlin is the only reason I put up with Teen Wolf for as long as I did. Good god, that man is beautiful. I find the addition of glasses to be completely unfair. Hot men in eyewear is one of my weaknesses.

CANDY NECKLACE! My 4-yr old self triumphed.

"8-month-old Rhodesian Ridgeback"