Oof, I feel you on that. For us the magic phrases are "I'm heading out right now, but do you see anything (ie hair, smudged makeup, tags) out of place?" and "I don't have to time to get changed, so please tell me I look good".

the worst part about it: she is telling the truth ...

Is that nice speak for "Go choke on a stick of butter?"

Just think, she's upset that her polite for mixed-audiences racism was criticized. I'M BEING NICE Y'ALL!!! I think Paula Deen is like Delphine LaLaurie private. We saw how the 'friend' - from whom she got most of her recipes for years - was living. Paula Deen's house needs searching. Can't imagine the virulent racism…

That O in the upper left corner is empty. Every time I log in and see that I will slide into a mild depression.

Absolutely everything about her just makes me so...sad. She just seems so broken.

My cat licks his scrotum on the exact. same. blanket!

Wow, I completely forgot I had a Jewel Secrets Whitney till I saw this post. She was my favorite for quite a long time as she was my first non-blonde Barbie. As a blonde myself this automatically made her the most beautiful to me as a kid.

Good for you! More time to eat your user name.

Ugh. BF/GF tattoos are ALWAYS a bad idea. If they suggest it, design it, are associated it with it in any way... something that's on your body permanently should never immediately make you think of someone else. Only exceptions are dead relatives and kids I think. Other than that, if you like it go brave! Tattoo are…

Totally with you on this. I had an ex that wanted to tattoo my name onto him while we were together. I wouldn't let him do it. Wish I had because he turned out to be a total jerk and a cheater and I would love nothing more than to know he's got a permanent grinding reminder of me. Would serve him right! Maybe that's…

Hidden dicks, a la Disney?

When we were just out of high school a female friend was asked by a mutual male friend of ours to do a drawing of a dragon where his tail turned into a saxophone. She did it, thought it was kinda strange, but then later found out he had it tattooed on himself. I know she thought it was embarrassing and funny at the…

My ex once got drunk and drove to the tattoo parlor to have my signature put on her as a tramp stamp....

My boyfriend did that with one of his exes. Her last name was Griffin so she wanted a Gargoyle. But when they broke up, she was pissed that something he designed was on her body permanently.

That was the best part of the Barbie cars - making them run over the dolls!

My Ken doll got eventually got wrapped in foil and made into an "Oscar" standing on a platform of cassette boxes after my uncle had a movie in a film festival.

My Barbies were also involved in a lot of violence - for some reason I was really into kidnapping as a child so there was a LOT of kidnapping and being tied up. My stepfather came over for a date with my mom and found Barbie and Ken, naked, tied up with shoelaces, hanging from the bathroom doorknob and was like "what…

My Peaches 'n Cream Barbie GOT AROUND. And I didn't have any Ken dolls.

Clearly evidenced my by grandmother's taste in cozy mysteries and trashy TV, Barbie and Ken were a pair of detectives, who investigated lots of drug rings, and sexy sexy crimes. Lots of "sleeping with the enemy" became essential to the crime solving, and most crimes were resolved with someone falling/jumping/being…