You mean it isn't a documentary? *obligatory dorky joke* (No but seriously.)

It's disconcerting to me how many Portlandia characters are exactly like people I know.

Man, oh man, this piece of ginger deliciousness...why can't you be in better movies, Max? It hurts my soul. Then again, I get it, we've all got bills to pay.

They are THE WORST. I work in a junior/senior high school, so we have grades 8-12. A few weeks ago we had really nasty weather and they dismissed everyone at the same time (usually teachers leave a bit later, kids have after school activities, etc) so the entire hallway was PACKED shoulder to shoulder with teenagers.…

I'm part of that fandom and had no idea this existed until right now.

... but they are awesome!

Holy shit, Max Martini is going to be in this? ::checks wiki, googles character::

I don't know. Depending on what the ballon is made of I personally think that it will just get passed through the alimentary canal like gum.

As the teacher of 50 5th graders, with an unusually high percentage of male students, I SUPPORT THIS MESSAGE.

"You are talking about an EXTREME TINY MINORITY OF MEN"

Unintentional brilliance is sometimes the best kind. I laughed!

I think I can explain.

that makes it a little bit funnier.

The balloon(s) may also be filled with narcotics, usually in powdered form, making you the most svelte drug mule for up to a 12 week period.

You may be interested in a particular configuration of the ABCC11 gene — dry earwax and pits that don't smell. As someone who has it, let me tell you — it's pretty sweet.

If I ever have kids, I really hope I can pass it down. http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/sci…

I wish it dribbled. I only clean yellow stuff off the youngest. The other 2 have assorted brown/black lumps that come out of their ears. The only time I've seen stuff that color come out of ears, it was from my late Persian cat. I had no idea humans could produce that color grossness.

Kids are all gross. My sweet little daughter, at age 6, raised her arm and it was like someone had cut a raw onion. So gross. She showers daily, and well - her hair smells fantastic. But hormones are a bitch.

OMG Barf.

And deodorant.

*DAILY*