Yep. I definitely had that happen.

OK. I'll confess. I had to piss through the leotard.

Yup. Had one of those when I was in grade school. Went to a school party and drank a lot of punch. I could NOT unsnap them to save my life.

Did that! It's painful and the kind of pain you never forget. I was drunk at the time and my lycra mini skirt made it hard to maneuever up there. Bad times.

As someone who lived through the original trend, let me just say NEVER AGAIN.

I totally had one of these in the 90s that I just adored. All stripes and grunge-style from Urban Outfitters. In a similar vein of style trumping inconvenience, now that I'm old I have a Spanx-y undergarment that goes under dresses that has bra-like HOOKS in the crotch. It's awful after a glass or two of wine, let me…

My five month old wears tops with crotch snaps. We call them "onesies." I had no idea he was so high-fashion.

I've just had a miserable work day accompanied by tears. For this post, I sincerely thank you.

My labia just contracted in dismay while reading that sentence. The agony....

Oh god I have just collapsed at my desk from laughing. And wincing.

Just don't get in a hurry and snap an errant labia.

As an artist and soon-to-be art therapist, there is NOTHING in me that wants to criticize these paintings. I want to read into each one or the obsessiveness of the subjects (I mean, 50? Really 50 dogs?). I want to take "Bush on the Couch" and write another chapter for it.

Wondering how I can effectively "LIKE" this comment for Idris Elba and then DISLIKE it for stupid Warlow. ;)

Because, this too... Also, the last guy I slept with was like what would happen if Warlow and Adam Pally had a baby and that baby grew up to become incredible in bed. Sorry I had to leave him behind in Pennsylvania.

SERIOUSLY. Not to mention dat brain. And eyes and lips and *fans self*

Idris wants you to come sit next to him. He knows you've had a hard day and wants to give you a neck massage and a glass of wine. That's what I imagine is happening here.

jay smoooooth! dat voice.

I love Max Martini. I think he is teh sexiest.

Rob Kazinsky is delicious. I'd be his fairy/vampire bride any day.

Applause all around.