When she grows out of her teenage sociopathy she will regret that entire tirade. I like that she hit just about every square on the "Racist Apologist Bingo" card. Brava, kid.

Thankfully, I have no stories to tell, but I REALLY look forward to this every year. IT IS TIME!

Ugh. Even Lysacek. Poor woman's Elvis Stojko.

And sexy. *sigh* this man does all the things for me.

I think they're going to end up stuck with the Eastwood kid, who has no career to lose.

Smart man.

I am SO disappointed I didn't see this thread earlier. I will probably be buried in the gray because I can't seem to get out of it no matter how hard I try, but I had to share my story. I hope someone sees it.

And he MOVES:

I was wearing my monocle, but it popped off in SHOCK when I saw that fig leaf.

I'll raise you a lorgnette.

I think we should look again. And more closely.

Charlie doesn't need those kinds of fangirls. Becoming the next Twinkles/Sparkles/Whatever, was not his thing. Smart move, Charlie.

That's what I speculated when this was announced. Ron probably took him aside, threw an arm over his shoulder and growled "Kid, I've been in this game a long time. I have done some shit, lemme tell ya. I was in that Conan the Barbarian remake where the "star" had his eyebrows waxed until he looked like a soap opera…

I was so confused by his decision to take the part given the rest of his body of work (pun intended). But I read an interview where he stated he had never read the books and it seemed like perhaps an agent or manager pushed him to take it without fully briefing (pun intended again) on the role.

I am so hoping it was Kim Coates and Tommy Flanagan's constant teasing but Perlman's wisdom is more likely. I am so relieved!

No one but Robert Pattinson would satisfy those poor, deluded fangirls. Whichever actor steps into this role is already being set up for failure because from the get-go he'll have no support from the fans.

Not surprising, as a diehard Sons of Anarchy fan, I know the entire cast was giving him endless grief about it. And seriously who could get it up for Dakota anyway. Could she be more boring as an actor?

I'm pretty sure that's code for "Charlie really had no idea how rabid, pathetic and balls to the wall crazy 50 Shades fans actually are, that is, until an unidentified midwestern housewife accosted him in a Los Angeles drugstore, handcuffed herself to his ankle and begged him to spank her with a horse whip. Charlie…

The heroine's so immature and inexperienced she refers to her genitalia as "down there. " Every time they have sex it's like he's invading Australia.