Every time I reconcile a Downton and GoT character I lay a fucking golden egg.

I second that emotion. I mean, they're not using him, right?
Ian Glen...

It also doesn't work on Zombies.

COMMANDER WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR UNIFORM???

During my time off, may I run through the corridors wearing a long, white dress and shrieking?

I like this version better.

STOP SAYING HER NAME! Once more and millions of morons will believe whatever scientifically-disproved thing she spews next!

I agree, I guess I shall continue not watching.

I want to be vaccinated against Jenny McCarthy, but I heard the Jenny McCarthy vaccine causes Jenny McCarthy.

Don't mock her cake — she's marrying the Stig. They say he's a secret collector of sweater fuzz, and that he was born with a silver gear shift in his mouth.

My tux kitty's name is Sadie Clementine von Whiskersons, our cats are probably cousins in neighboring countries!

oooh. You're killing me! Here are my Boys

Mr Bodacious wishes it to be known that he only allows SPECIFIC filters to be used on photographs of his bad self. Paint smells paw-shakingly bad and so is verboten.

Please send me your physical address, not your mailing address if it differs, as well as a copy of your work and vacation schedules.

I can't get enough of your cats! They're just so luxurious.

The Archduke is SO HANDSOME!! He is the Brad Pitt of kitties. No, the JON HAMM of kitties.

The Empress Isabella Stinky Pants of The Kingdom of Craftonia is shocked she is not part of this conversation.

Optimus Prime approves this message.

So fluffy!! She looks like our ladies, Gracie and Sara (who is kind of a bitch face, but the prettiest bitch face there is).

I would think variations in clitoral structure would explain why women seem to achieve orgasm so differently (some have bigger glans, differently angled corpus cavernosum, etc.). Also explains why g-spots are different on different people, too.