Yes, they get kudos for being informative and concise.
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Okay, good point. I just don’t like people to forget about Blade as that movie pretty much saved the Marvel film studios.
War Machine? Blade?
I feel for anyone that actually chooses to follow me on twitter. I don’t feel bad, just mildly concerned that they don’t know what they’ve signed up for.
Oh like I need any more encouragement to be a freak in the tweets.
That was sarcasm, wasn't it?
I was the 17 year old Arts and Crafts counselor. He was 16 the last night of camp and thought I’d be his birthday present. Instead I taught him about constellations and Greek mythology under the pines because I was an oblivious dork.
You love us or you hate us. There’s just not an in between opinion regarding gingers.
Pfft. Only amateurs use quarters. Silver dollars all the way. Bonus points if you can hold a couple of rolls under your boobs while doing the Macarana.
“We’ve lived together for eight years, I’m seven months pregnant with your son and I’ve called the County Courthouse for an appointment. Can you make the 16th?”
I KNOW. Why they didn't cast Martini as Grey, I dunno. He's got the sexy gravitas. Wait, Grey was a shitty character
He had an urgent need to go smash Kaiju in Jaegers, rescue Tom Hanks from pirates and then... drive Christian Grey around... Yeah. That last one... Well, he has a mortgage to pay.
A moment please for Victoria's first season mostly competent bodyguard, Frank, played by Max Martini. Frank figured out the whole thing only to be walloped by a stripper with a tire iron while leaving a message for Victoria (who TOTES was going to return his affection, natch). You were my favorite Frank.
The garter toss. No. I do not want your wife's underwear as a memento.
I think I’ve already told you about Jimmy coming to the dance with me, locking himself in the bathroom and refusing to come out for the entire evening.
I wonder what the Beyond part would like at the Bed, Bath and Beyond store in Welcome to Night Vale. You know Cecil is all about those 20% coupons.
Chris Pine, Chris muscles Hemsworth, Chris StarLord, um Chris Cross.
Chris Evans is too charming to not date a Disney princess.
My sister is childless to date, so it must have been quite memorable.