Congratulations on the one year anniversary and Pinkham's Law. You've been a delight, so far. :)

YES! Petite beeyatches unite!

All my outfits have to look lovely covered with a white lab coat.

Ew. GAP.

Funny, I still like the stuff I find at the outlets better. Usually they're not all in the same putrid shade of greige or odd yellow that dominate the mall collections. If you find a brand that uses a fit model that fits you, you stick with it. And the LOFT fit model has a rack that accommodates my boobage. And I…

I just save up for my annual trip to the outlet mall stores. LOFT at Target prices? Sign me up! Mall shopping makes my eye twitch.

Sir, I have to inform you that your game has taken over my husband's and my son's life.

THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE.

See, I was told that I couldn't have children. So I was fine with that.

I blame the mid 90's hyper HIV awareness for my lack of getting super freaky in college.

Exactly. I'm a huge flirt and tease online and part of that is bringing back all that new energy and vigorously applying it to my husband of 20 years. He's aware of my harem and rolls his eyes a bit, but there's no complaining about the side benefits.

Monogamous in person. Promiscuous on the internet. I belong to the school of no-touchy touchy no foul.

I'm gonna go with a NOPE on that one. But it was a super cute good try. ;)

yes. Fuck you Jimmy.

"Do you want to get married?" He asked as we were walking next to the track.

I would have not been able to go to any of the dances if my school had that policy. Which would have sucked for them because I did all the decorations and snacks!

In my line of work, you have to be great at smiling at people who would rather be ANYWHERE other than standing in front of you. And you have to mean it because people know that fake empathy crap the moment they hear it. Nothing makes a patient more hostile than fakery. So yeah, you have to actually care. Maybe not…

I didn't specify a body part, now did I?

Depends on their tattoos.