I think I can imagine him being that uber-masculine dominating force of nature... In fact, I will. Right now.

His roommate was awful and I was broke. If we were seeing each other daily and sleeping over, there wasn't really any reason not to cohabitate. College is expensive!

and his hot driver.

It's certainly a contender for the weekly The Human Race Sucks award.

Body dysmorphia is no joke. And fuck that modeling director. And those doctors. JUST FUCK EVERYTHING.

It wasn't really a tough call. We both had shitty studios in the same complex and a shitty 1 bedroom was much less expensive. Gave me lots of time to break him in aka wear down his soul with my sloppy filth monster ways.

FUCK YEAH ROB KAZINSKY.

He offered to buy me a whole pie for Valentine's Day. So he might have gotten over it. ;)

Can we have a Hot People Reading Comics account? Cause THAT'S Sexy.

Hypocrisy.

First pennies, then small woodland animals. When will the madness stop?

Unreciprocated flirtatious winking is on that list.

MY WHISK IS READY.

You're good people. Wanna share the drizzle of warm caramel?

Looks like she opted out of mascara and falsies. Good for her. Nothing makes my eyelids more fatigued and itchy than fake lashes.

Amaretto all the way. Or Grand Marnier!

It will go well with your high cholesterol. Nice and creamy.

Correct. Adults should be drinking hot chocolate topped with whipped cream. With marshmallows.

Mmm. Creamy. I admit you have an intriguing proposal.

Feta, roasted garlic and sundried tomatoes on a traditional red sauce with mozzarella and a drizzle of olive oil. The pizza of the Gods.