It wasn't really a tough call. We both had shitty studios in the same complex and a shitty 1 bedroom was much less expensive. Gave me lots of time to break him in aka wear down his soul with my sloppy filth monster ways.

FUCK YEAH ROB KAZINSKY.

He offered to buy me a whole pie for Valentine's Day. So he might have gotten over it. ;)

Can we have a Hot People Reading Comics account? Cause THAT'S Sexy.

Hypocrisy.

First pennies, then small woodland animals. When will the madness stop?

Unreciprocated flirtatious winking is on that list.

MY WHISK IS READY.

You're good people. Wanna share the drizzle of warm caramel?

Looks like she opted out of mascara and falsies. Good for her. Nothing makes my eyelids more fatigued and itchy than fake lashes.

Amaretto all the way. Or Grand Marnier!

It will go well with your high cholesterol. Nice and creamy.

Correct. Adults should be drinking hot chocolate topped with whipped cream. With marshmallows.

Mmm. Creamy. I admit you have an intriguing proposal.

Feta, roasted garlic and sundried tomatoes on a traditional red sauce with mozzarella and a drizzle of olive oil. The pizza of the Gods.

I appreciate the consideration and thoughtful planning that you have put into your utterly arbitrary rankings.

FETA. You can't have roasted garlic cloves without feta to balance out the flavors.

I've never regretted my courthouse wedding. Not once. The clerk was so happy to be a part our life, my mother was not too crazy and we had our reception at Marie Calendar's. Also I was SO pregnant that it just felt right to be having a shotgun wedding. Yes, I wore shoes with my maternity dress.

Only watched for the slim hope that Bastille would win.

Heads up on the slim style bulbs. They have a distinctive and annoying hum/buzz. It gets louder and more irritating if you dim them with a dimmer switch too. It was noticeable enough that we had to get different bulbs for the bathroom.