I like the Dan Smith version of this.

I direct you to this lovely tumblr Fuck Yeah Tyler Hoechlin. And I have this stuffed animal sitting on my bed to confuse my cats.

Aww sleepy kitty in a Pharrell Hat!

This is adorable. Grumpy Cat and Grumpy Wolf.

Drag that thing out into the Uncanny Valley and kill it with fire. GAH!

Does the editorial staff that selected these confections truly hate America's youth, or have they not yet acknowledged their deeply repressed loathing?

I'll take Umbrella, Call Me Maybe and Get Lucky on repeat just to drown out this abomination.

"in my American Apparel underwear." I really really hope that you are wrong about this because I've heard this song once and it is teeth-grindingly obnoxious.

Maybe the kiddos can use their middle name instead, Betsy.

I approve of the way Iain Glenn says Khaleesi. Otherwise it just sounds off to my ears.

Smoke ALL the cheese. Add a little carcinogen in with that vague osteoarthritis promoting cheesy goodness.

I wish I knew! 'table flip gif' on google.

UNACCEPTABLE!

That's one of the unforeseen problems with bi invisibility, crappy dating websites will have to go back and change their database and site design options! It's probably something as petty as that.

Perhaps there's something in the water in Veneta. There certainly isn't any spare street corners for a week before it starts.

Oh yes. If you think you've smelled stinky people, then you've never ridden the LTD shuttle from the OCF.

I'd really like to hear that story about the stranger's blood. Also, I'd like to see Queens of the Stone Age live at least once before I or Josh Homme dies. Well, in his case, dies again.

And Happy April Fools?

It's exhausting being so fluffy.