Yet relieved.

Sometimes they'd snap open and depending on how my posture was hit me either in the chin or the back of the head.

Like Kevlar stove drip pans. Multi-purpose!

Insta-sober time, huh? Like catching your clit in a zipper.

I wore them in high school with perky boobs and obnoxiously tight Wranglers and lace up boots. There was nothing high fashion about it. I'm amused at the idea of something from those awkward years even considered fashionable.

Sometimes it was just a pube. Things were bushy in the 90's.

Leotard with crotch snaps. I have one of these, but not in a sex way. It's from a thrift store but originally from Gap Kids (**fashionista**). Anyway, doing up crotch snaps is surprisingly challenging although ripping them open with wild abandon does make you feel alive.

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Ryan Gosling gifs are better than Esperanto.

I agree and I might have a problem. :)

Yeah this is where I nominate my choices.

They aren't lap cats, not at all. They like to be right beside you on the floor or in a chair. But they don't get on your lap or cuddle. Except the Archduke does sleep on the bed with my son, but my son belongs to that cat so that's to be expected. But they are only 22 months old, so basically bratty teenagers in cat…

Are you getting a Bengal wheel?

The cutie lounging on the comics weighs in at 18.5 lbs and the stoned Archduke is 17.2 lbs.

Awww. Big kitty or low camera angle?

Even better. RAGDOLLS.

You didn't save me from the zombie horde in the Amtrak station and now we're all dead and I couldn't find my shoes and that made me late for geometry class and I'm so mad at you!

Yup! Google image search for the finger.