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My piece is called Hunger Pangs. For some reason it is on sale.... Whoot 2 cents off!

I write about home schooled, emotionally stunted cannabilistic women in peril. Just got published too!
I swear I don't eat people, not literally.

I feel like you need to be a character in a Warren Ellis graphic novel. I'd buy that.

Oh you.

Oh god.

I kinda blanked out there for a moment on your post due to your poetic use of cock imagery. Seriously, inspired and inspiring. I give you kudos.

I don't think you're going to like me anymore.

Spoofs are fine, fun and fantastic. But, sometimes it seems more like a dog pile on a certain group and that sucks some of the fun out of it for me personally. Also... DAMN TOO EASY to make fun of the same group over and over.

Post the ones where he is an otter. Otters are adorable. :)

I stand corrected. :)

Ew. And you make very good points. I suppose I want to give the benefit of the doubt to those fans that don't indulge in that skeeviness, but they don't seem to be the very vocal ones.

I know grown people with extensive Barbie collections. Is that weird too?

I honestly just chose those two for the alliteration.

Ah, a very vocal group then, like the Avengers fans who demanded to bring back Agent Coulson.

This was like reading the back of a bathroom stall door at a bus stop.

I thought that was because you can sell doll clothes to put on humanoid shapes and they hadn't drained the market yet with Monster High and Bratz dolls.

I like the term 'humanist' and I try to adhere to that.

I think Tumblr has made me resistant to the creepy. I do see your point.

Let me know when you queue up Pacific Rim. I've got a costume ready. :)