I'll take that help too.

Imagine my shock when I reverted to a horny teen after stopping decades worth of BC. Imagine my husband's shock when now he's the one saying, "No, I'm too busy." It is terribly frustrating to all parties when one person has a sudden increase in libido and the other person has no idea how to deal with it.

Ah, so that's why he doesn't want to have sex. I've stressed him out by wanting sex and therefore if I just stop asking for it he'll be more likely to come through?

No, no, no. Fuck his attitude. No fucking the dress.

That sounds... Amazing. All. That. Yellow. I'd call him Buttercup and sing the song once or twice. ;)

Nothing like being told you have PMDD which is treated with hormonal birth control and then finding out that you can't take the damn hormones because of your atypical migraine symptoms. Fan-fucking-tastic. Not to mention that all your feeling become invalidated because you bother to try to get checked out. "Oh you…

It's not like I was planning to wear a communicator and some ear tips with it! Well, now I am...

You have no idea how close I am to doing that. The stupid shit is metaphorically piled around my ankles.

JC Penney's on clearance! That's a pic from ebay, it was the closest match that I could find. I've seen a lot of the same style from Calvin Klein though and quite a few of those at TJ Maxx.

Why do people even think they should tell people these things? Did their polite filter fall off?

Thanks for the pep talk! I'm ready to strut in it tomorrow.

Thank you! I think I look good. Maybe that's why he doesn't want me to wear it.

I feel better at work when I dress up. I don't wear scrubs so I can express my personal tastes better. And what better way to show off a brand-new blow out and color than with a striking dress? I don't even have to wear my cleavage cover up!

It's not even black and red. THAT'S ST:NG, not black and grey. I'm wearing it tomorrow and calling it good.

How about when you find something you like and your SO decides that they hate it and will not let you hear the end of it? "Eww, color blocking! It looks like Star Trek! What the hell is with that little belt!"

And that's when you get hit by a random satellite falling from the sky.

Just have a baby in the bathroom and your Lifetime Aspiration will be complete.

Why is Master Chief judging women's hair cuts?

What I want to know is what Master Chief from Halo is doing in the background...

Make-shift pasties to save me from nipple chafing. There was no bra that I could have worn with that dress. In the bathroom I was interrogated about it by some of my classmates.