@RenRen: Add Jenny McCarthy to that list for fraudulent fear mongers too. There are so few people in this world that I'd kick in the teeth, but Andrew Wakefield is on the top of the list.

So cute! If I tried to cosplay as a companion I'd be a Donna though.

Some square cut bangs would really help out this version of the Cimmerian. And less mousse.

@kernow: I like her. She looks like she's worked hard, physically. Think about what all those bending gestures would do to a person's arms over time.

@The_Sporean_Bob: Push ups!

Shhh! Clooney would prefer no one remembers those Bat-Nipples.

This is going to sound terrible, but I would rather suffer grievous bodily injury rather than have something happen to our leased car. At least if I'm hurting, then I can endure it, hide it or medicate it, rather than inconveniencing my husband with yet another car repair drama. Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow.

Nominated: Asshole(s) who knocked the window out of my car this morning when NO repair shops are open on a Sunday.

That's what I thought it could be. I'm glad it wasn't more serious. Our brains are such freaky organs.

I forgot to mention the spontaneous lactation that occurred during my first weird migraine. Apparently my spazzing brain thought that it needed to turn on the breast sprinklers as well as the malfunctioning PA system.

The first time it happened to me, I was at work and they had to call the ambulance for me because I thought it was a stroke, then the ensuing panic attack didn't help either. I think the worst part was the guilt that I had freaked out about a "migraine" and that I caused so much panic and expense for my family. I…

It could have been a migraine too. I get word soup and Bell's palsy with my migraines sometimes. It is a freaking scary experience and I wish her the best.

What the hell is a "mommy lift"? I thought that was a babysitter and a bottle of wine.

@WhenSheLaughs: If it was Florence Oregon the figures would be emerging from blocks of driftwood/myrtlewood.

@summerisnotaverb: And Torchwood, Smallville, Andromeda, Caprica and Angel. [en.wikipedia.org]

@Sukie: Try the Keen brand. They make work shoes that are water proof with non-slip soles. That way you don't have to worry about your calves not fitting, just like mine don't.

And also had the most disturbing bathroom facilities.

"MOVE. YOUR. HEAD!"

@AnikaG: Nope! It's still in the Box of Shame under the bed.

Okay, I admit it. I ordered one of these when I was 17 from the back of a fantasy/SF magazine classified section. It arrived in a plain brown wrapper with a plastic folio cover. I was so embarrassed by the cover page emblazoned with "A Tale of a Vampire's Passion for Wenchette!" because they had drawn these male eyes…