Klamath Falls: The Arm Pit of Oregon

@DreamingMerc: Only if it has anatomically correct placement. Right there under the navel should be great!

@LittleMissPriss: My husband and I are both the oldest of two siblings and I asked him point blank, "Would you have been happy as an only child?" We both answered "YES!" simultaneously to the distress of my sister who called us "oldest child d-bags".

@Ceropegius: Are you sure? Can I tempt you with the phrase, "Dentally assisted Cesarean section?"

@LittleMissPriss: Do you ever get the "But what if something happens to your child!?" crap? It's not like he's a tire that you just replace when the tread gets low. I do my best to make those clueless people feel like utter crap.

@Ceropegius: It's not like she's going to pounce on anyone in a dark alley and force them to look at her back piece. It's harmless. It's not even the vampire baby birthin' scene. Now that would be... something. :)

Kids are really hard to relate to as infants and toddlers in my experience. My elementary aged child is very interesting now and surprises me daily with moments of WTF? and brilliance. I also stopped at one child as I despised pregnancy and the post-partum stage. I'm not really encouraged to talk to the newly pregnant…

Each to their own. An Edward Cullen tat is going to look just as stretched as a Tweety Bird or a dolphin tat. I admire her dedication to her fandom.

@SpammerOvTheGods: Public flogging please.

People have forgotten the tragedy of childhood illnesses. Most have never seen the ravages of polio or lost a family member to measles or scarlet fever. That is because vaccines work and the naysayers are just coasting along on the herd immunity that decades of vaccination have produced.

@Dark_Freckles: Yeah, large constrictors are fine for my phobia but too many years of avoiding rattlesnakes wrapped around playground equipement poles, laying in the middle of our yard, coiled up in the flowerbeds, perching on the front steps, slithering into..... damnit, I've gone and given myself a panic attack…

The only reason I'm not screaming in terror right now is because you used a boa and not a viper for this piece.

@gingersnap555: I'm loathe to support a dessert that features tree nuts as a main ingredient. As an aside, CURSE YOU NUTELLA!

@ZiggyStarPuff: I'd totally like to read that if you remember the link.

@Niki S: Amen. That woman makes my bile surge every time I hear her name. HERD IMMUNITY YOU DUMB ASS!

Pay off my last student loan! It's only been a decade now, I want to be student debt free.

I totally want to hear about this on "Stuff You Missed In History Class".

@KateFace: Benetint tastes and smells too much like a bouquet of grandmotherly roses for me to put it on in the morning. It's just overwhelming, not mention that if you tighten the cap too much it will crack and then the whole $28 bottle will evaporate. *grumble*

Please tell me that Sarah Palin is now after McCain's Senate seat. That would be rich.

@SpinachPuffs: HTYD was the most surprising movie I've seen all year. Sweet, but not cloying or over sentimental, it was a genuine treat that fascinated both myself and my ants-in-his-pants son.