Be stong, fellow Gooner. This is great. Could nit have happened to a more deserving group

I am usually not one to advocate anti-support, but the schadenfreude is strong with this one in 2015. I always like to see an arrogant prick get his dues.

Perhaps the most refreshing post match interview Mou has ever given. Honest, straightforward, no ref blaming, no, “we were the better team,” nonsense.

The Premier League started in 1995. Presumably that City team from the thirties that got relegated were docked a lot of points for gaining an unfair competitive advantage through the use of time-travel.

Mourinho sure reminds me a lot of myself: an asshole who blames everyone else for my complete failure at life.

“That United are chasing these guys...

Son: Daddy, what’s the Europa League?

Dude’s a shithead, man. Nothing fake about hating on a guy who is singlehandedly trying to undermine the way a sport is played. Fuck Diego Costa.

Fake? He’s an asshole of a person on an asshole of a team. Go crawl back up Mourinho’s ass.

This clip would have been so much better if a giant crater opened up in the earth and swallowed him whole, never to be seen or heard from again. Or if a small asteroid hit him. Or if a lion jumped over the end line and ate him. Or any other thing that resulted in no more Diego Costa, for ever and ever, world without…

Diego Costa is a piece of shit. I would like to watch as he dies in a fire.

Ummm, why are you focusing on the negatives here? Sure they’ve invested more money in the last 2-3 years than about 90% of the world’s GDP and sure they play a style of football that makes your eyes bleed and sure their manager looks like Beaker from the Muppets...BUT...they actually scored! In a match! And more than…

absolutely offside. Was in the direct line of the shot in an offside position. Doesn’t seem very controversial to me

Jesus fucking Christ, why is Deadspin giving this Barcelona reject getting way more shine than he deserves

There is literally no outcome here in this situation that would elicit a positive response from a Deadspin writer other than the nickname becoming some sort of extreme dick joke.

They can be vicious fuckers, though.

They really missed an opportunity here. In a few years, skateboarding will become an intercollegiate sport and UND will wish they became the Tony Hawks.

A scholarship to an SEC school.

Fair point. But I gotta say: I never met someone who went to Bama and thought “Wow! I gotta send my kid there! What a smart place!” Instead, I say, “Wow, that guy is really into football and drinking.” Full disclosure: I view Penn State exactly the same way, except going there makes you more employable in PA.

This is a lot of words about a kinda average player who looks like Nic Cage had a lovechild with Nic Cage.