Every damn time you write Seattle as Saddle, I laugh longer than I should.

Other than the Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeg bashing, I think the Emmit section is my favourite.

Kansas State is poking fun at Kansas. The Kansas mascot is the jayhawk.

Agreed

For anyone wondering why Higuita did this, the play had been called offside right after the ball was crossed in.

So, Phillip Rivers essentially? They even release the ball very similarly.

Roger Goodell has carefully mulled this over, because he wants to make it right.

Flames and Thrashers left Atlanta. Cleveland Rams and Browns both left. There’s probably more but those are two I remember.

I agree. I think Pep is maybe somewhat worried he’ll run into injury problems again in midfield. However, leaving him at Augsburg until January 2016 wouldn’t have been a terrible idea.

Not his choice to stay. Pep sent him to Hamburg to get playing time. Happened to Lahm in 2002 when he went to Stuttgart. Even last year when Hoibjerg was sent to Augsburg. Green didn’t assert himself at Hamburg so now he’s in this position. He’s still only 20 and if he plays well his agent could look to move him to a…

When do you stop that Lawler-MacDonald fight though? Give a TKO to Lawler before the 5th because of MacDonald’s nose? I thought that fight was handled well.

What he did with the 06 German squad is also overrated. Schweinsteiger, Mertesacker, Lahm and Podolski were all 22 or under. Lehmann, Klose and Ballack were all in their primes and Frings, Neuville, Kehl, and Friederich were all very serviceable players. He had very little to do with the youth movement from 2004 to…

This 15 second google search indicates we’re coming for your obesity crown

No aerial goals? Not even a front flip? These guys are shit.

Yeah so, I did google image search penis degloving.....just woke up from fainting. What. The. Fuck!

Anything involving the 10 is extremely rare

My dad was a lifelong Raider fan and he always talked about those 70’s Raiders teams. Hope they’re reminiscing about the glory days together now. RIP Dad and the Snake.

I read chop as chomp lol.

Whoever was controlling Japan, their controller probs shut off on that goal. Shame.

I don’t know, that whole PATRIOT WAY gets thrown around a lot. Although I haven’t heard much of it since Hernandez.